The Great Toy Adventure
It all began peacefully on every planet and planetoid until a
scientist from Earth finally thought he had completed his earthling-
teleporter-to-alien-lands. Unfortunately, it turned out to be an alien-
teleporter-to-earth. The scientist didn't know this, so he got all
prepared for the green slime that turns into little sparks all around
that turns into purple fire that teleports you anywhere you want on a
"normal" teleporter. The scientist pulled his lever for green slime
that turns into little sparks all over the place that turns into purple
fire that teleports you anywhere you want on "normal" teleporters. The
experiment was supposed to ooze the * to the laboratory and allow the
scientist to teleport to the toy planets and planetoids. Instead, *
was going to ooze everywhere on the small toy planets and planetoids.
Because nobody on the small toy planets was prepared for the *
anyone there might get injured when the * started or finished oozing
out of everywhere. But it was too late for the earthling scientist to
recalculate the marvelous invention of his because he had already
started pulling his lever!
Everyone on the small toy planets at first had not noticed
anything but after a little while Scientist Sentry, a new Lego guy, got
his Time 2OOO machine all clogged up with the *. Then all the toys got
zapped to Earth, bounced off the scientist's antenna, and landed on
6OOOth Street covered in bruises. The funny thing about that was the
great earthling scientist did NOT notice them one bit.
Then the great toy adventure began!
First everyone except the earthlings pitched in to make an HO
train track that went up and into the window of a car and into the
glove compartment. They managed to do it and get some passengers into
a steam engine and red, round roofed, single door boxcar. They didn't
know that the engine was a coal miner or that Timothy Joseph Gabel, a
friend from a planet called Wobbyland, oversaw the assembly of the
The problem with the boxcar was that the brakes weren't yet put
on. They soon discovered this when they couldn't stop it from
thundering down the track, stopping only when it made a dent in the
glove compartment breaking the front coupling off.
Fortunately the boxcar kit came with a replacement coupling, so the
engineer attached it. Someone closed the glove compartment, took off
the extra track, and put a passenger who got injured by the * into an
empty compartment in the engine. They did it just in time.
Next they tried to make a secret clubhouse out of Lego on a tree
sapling but it was soon found by a Legomaniac who took it.
Soon after, they tried to create a miniature civilization - a K'NEX car
add on to Northlandz, as well as other things. They decided to make a
teleporter back to their own planets but none of their teleporters
Finally Aqua Tim who likes all small toys and has lots of good
ideas showed up and said, none of your teleporters will work right?"
"Well, I have a great idea. Why don't you combine them?"
Everyone did. It worked! In fact it worked even better that the *.
Everyone (including the ones in the car that drove away) got zapped to
their own planets including Aqua Tim who was really Timothy in
The scientist, Mr. Evil, got destroyed by another zap that they
mixed in accidentally called the 'wants to destroy aliens but shall get
destroyed himself' zap.
The plural morals are: obey Timothy's ideas for they will do you
good, don't try to destroy aliens or you'll get destroyed yourself,
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